YULETIDE GREETINGS

My fellow Stibbonites,

The season’s upon us, so I wanted to wish you all a merry Yuletide. May your eggnog be extra creamy, may your adventures be dirty and may you always keep them a secret.

And, by the way, I have not forgotten about you. Work on the third and final instalment of the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy continues behind the scenes. It just takes more time than I initially anticipated or planned. Story of my goddamn life.

But worry not, you beautiful little perverts. It’s coming along exquisitely—and that’s all I’m prepared to say at this point.

Warmest wishes and good tidings to you and yours,

M.R. Stibbons.

PS: In case you needed a fun holiday fact to impress at the family table or company party, did you know that Christmas Trees are basically giant phalluses? You are welcome.

ADVENTURES OF ALEXA (BOOK 2) : SCANDAL OF THE FORBIDDEN PICTURE

 

My fellow Stibbonites,

Despair not, for the “Scandal of the Forbidden Picture” cannot be so easily suppressed, no matter how big the puritan corporate hivemind fighting it is or how Bond-villain-like the man behind its policies of censorship may be. 

Now you can find “Adventures of Alexa (Book 2): Scandal of the Forbidden Picture” in paperback and e-book format at the Lulu Bookstore!

Paperback: https://rb.gy/hkvmpf

E-Book: https://rb.gy/ywty40

Banned in 11 countries in less than 6 months after its initial release, the second installment to the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy is back! 

Sure; you can try and hide it amongst all the other fantasy crap in your E-book list and, when your girlfriend asks about it, blurt out an “I have no idea how that got there” a little too quickly to be convincing… ooor you can get the paperback edition, hide it under a loose floorboard next to that special sock of yours and, once you’re gone, prove to those ungrateful grandchildren, when they accidentally discover it, what a fucking legend their pop-pop truly was.

I’m just sayin’… think of your legacy, man! And remember: fap responsibly.

 

Also available on Smashwords in most e-book formats: https://shorturl.at/pMSKC

 

PS: For those few, happy few, Stibbonites that have been with me since the beginning, I’ll let you in on a little secret. “Scandal of the Forbidden Picture” is the new incarnation of “Bordello Royale”, originally published in 2017, on Smashwords. Of course, this new edition has been completely rewritten, revamped, enlarged and thoroughly embellished with all sorts of new dirty bits. In short, the story’s been refurbished from the ground up. Only the core of the plot has remained the same.