Thursday, May 30, 2024

RE-ERECTION OF THE STIBBONS: RELAUNCH 2024

My fellow Stibbonites,

You thought I was dead, didn’t you? Come on, admit it. Oh, ye of little faith! Have you forgotten the prophecy?

“That is not dead which can arouse the mind, and with strange books every cock may rise”.

Wait, wait, wait. I’m not trying to get you to join a cult or anything. All I’m saying is that I’m back, baby. The Stibbons is back! Woo-fucking-hoo!

Rebranded, revamped, rewritten, the “Adventures of Alexa” franchise of porn with words is finally back!

What started back in 2016 as a breezy stroll through erotica, a fun little experiment if you will, turned out to be a grueling, soul-crushing eight-year ordeal of morbid literary obsession. Yet, finally, in 2024 it stands complete.

All three books of the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy have been written and now it’s only a matter of editing them before unleashing them upon an unsuspecting world, in paperback and various e-book formats.

Friday, May 17, 2024

CASTING THRONE: ALEXA VAN REMEN

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CASTING THRONE: MARLON


My fellow Stibbonites,

Welcome to tonight’s episode of “Casting Throne”, where we get to meet one of the male characters starring in the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy.

Marlon is a master rogue. He is one with the shadows. He is stealth incar— well, actually, Marlon is an Ogre. Which means he’s a seven-foot titan who makes the ground shake even when he’s tiptoeing. Nevertheless, due to some extraordinarily misguided career choice, he is the only Ogre in the Twelve Dominions delusional enough to pursue a rogue's career. 

After a series of strongly-worded cease-and-desist letters from the Thieves’ Guild of Akkadia, he decided to go into business for himself. And, as was to be expected, that led to a clusterfuck of epic proportions.


Speaking of fucks, Marlon is obsessed with fucking girls in the ass. But Nature's cruel irony has endowed him with a fourteen-inch cock that sends said girls running in the opposite direction. Even with specialized prostitutes, it's a 'maybe'; and they charge him double for it. 

To learn more about how Marlon finally got some ass and joined Alexa’s company of adventurers, start reading “Curse of the Horny Ruby” today!

CASTING THRONE: MIMI NA SHTEE


My fellow Stibbonites,

Welcome to tonight’s episode of “Casting Throne”, where we get to meet one of the female characters starring in the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy. 

Some would say that Mimi is a slut, but that’s probably because they somehow managed not to sleep with her. And by “sleep” I mean fuck her silly, three ways from Sunday. If cock-gobbling were an art, she would be Michelangelo; and her pussy would be the fucking Capella Sistina. 

Good-natured by default, Mimi always has a smile on her lips and a wink in her eye. Quick to flirt and even quicker to get down on her knees and please until she gags, she’s a constant delight to those around her.



Mimi is a free spirit, even by Twelve Dominion standards. And, trust me, these are low. Men, Dwarves, Goblins, Orcs and other well-hung representatives of a dozen more races have had a go at her bubble butt. Mimi doesn’t discriminate. Unless, of course, we’re talking about Hobgoblins. Just like all Elves, she absolutely hates those motherfuckers.

Though she often comes off as a bimbo, there’s much more to Mimi than meets the eye. She’s a sorcery undergrad at the Unseemly University and has the profoundest encyclopedic knowledge about the most unexpected of things.

To learn more about how Mimi quit her day job as an intern at the Lord Mayor’s office and joined Alexa and her companions, start reading “Curse of the Horny Ruby” today!

CASTING THRONE: ADALWIN VAN REMEN

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CASTING THRONE: VALLA OF LYONNAIS


My Fellow Stibbonites,

Welcome to tonight’s episode of “Casting Throne”, where we get to meet one of the female characters starring in the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy.  

Valla of Lyonnais is a paladin, dedicated to serving the chaste goddess Flaegia. People would call her a fanatic nutjob if she weren't so hot. The appetites of men turn her stomach; and she has never met one who could satisfy her... spiritually, of course.


True to her vows, there is nothing she wouldn’t do to serve her goddess. Nothing at all. If the cause is holy, then she will unquestioningly submit to the will of Flaegia. She will get down on her knees, lift up her eyes (yes, in prayer!) and take every challenge the vileness of the world has to throw at her right on the face.

Look, what I’m saying is that she doesn’t do it because she likes it. She does it because it serves a higher purpose. And if she happens to get off on that, it's none of your damn business.

To learn more about how Valla was convinced to leave her hermitage and go out to face the depravity of the Twelve Dominions with Alexa and her companions, start reading “Curse of the Horny Ruby” today!