ADVENTURES OF ALEXA: THE COMPLETE TRILOGY (LINKS)

 

My fellow Stibbonites,

With the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy now complete, I thought it would come in handy to have a permanent post here with all the links where you can find the books in paperback and e-format.

For those of you in the US, the Lulu Bookstore would be the best option; whilst for my EU perverts, BookMundo works best.

In the meantime, I’ll be on the lookout for other platforms as well where I can evangelize the cause of underground fantasy porn…

Of course, you may ask, why publish on such obscure and shitty platforms? Well, the answer is simple. Because I have no other choice.

Censorship is rampant on major platforms like Amazon. In theory, they do accept erotica of all kinds; but always within certain limits that do not offend housewives in Ohio. My works, being so choke-full of taboo themes (from incest, to grossly offensive language, descriptions of semi or outright non-consensual sexual acts and a dark sense of tongue-in-cheek humour that is aggressively irreverent) are violating every guideline possible. Plus, they don't romanticize shit. 

Don’t get me wrong. Every business, large or small, does have the right to set its own rules and apply them. I am not complaining about that.

Yet, seeing that large corporations with international online platforms, like Amazon, pretty much run the entire show when it comes to any genre of books, being banned (or even shadowbanned) on their platforms equals utter oblivion in very practical terms.

No one is going to read you if they can’t find you through a sponsored ad on a very popular platform. People don’t “discover” books. They just read what the algorithm tells them is worth reading. And those who control the algorithm control what, in essence, exists in the mind of the audience and what does not. It's basically a good old fashioned book burning, only less dramatic and with a much more democratic packaging. 

So, every author has to make a choice: either self-censor in order to comply with the guidelines of the major platforms and be able to have a shot at promoting their works there, or go wild and face the consequences of algorithmic obscurity.  

Personally, I choose the later. Not because I’m cooler than you or have some sort of artistic integrity you should applaud me for; but because I fucking hate the idea of self-censoring just because some douchebag corporate bro was raised puritan. I already do an awful lot of self-censoring in my daily life, just like everyone living in a civilised society, and I downright refuse to do it when I’m writing porn.

If anything, writing in a transgressive genre is supposed to be wild and liberating and always pushing boundaries. If we confine it within the marketable margins of a mass-pleasing product, then we simply lose the magic of it all. And we might as well let corporate AI spell out our fantasies. Which is just sad.

So, if somehow you’ve chanced upon this dark and quiet corner of the internets, come join me in the underground porn revolution in literature and I hope you enjoy the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy.

 

ADVENTURES OF ALEXA

-The Complete Trilogy- 

 

BOOK 1 - CURSE OF THE HORNY RUBY

 

LULU PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/bde88u7p

LULU E-BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/yc8uprkf

 

BOOKMUNDO PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/4rmwva55

BOOKMUNDO EBOOK: https://tinyurl.com/kf52j7nv

 

BOOK 2 - SCANDAL OF THE FORBIDDEN PICTURE 

 

LULU PAPERBACK: https://rb.gy/hkvmpf

LULU E-BOOK: https://rb.gy/ywty40

 

BOOKMUNDO PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/4u67pwew

BOOKMUNDO E-BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/yhvwtbef

 

 BOOK 3 - MENACE OF THE DOOMSDAY ORGY

 

LULU PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/4zxecn2w

LULU E-BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/ya96h3xx

 

BOOKMUNDO PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/4h3e4rzc

BOOKMUNDO E-BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/43z6ar4v

 

ADVENTURES OF ALEXA (BOOK 3): MENACE OF THE DOOMSDAY ORGY

My fellow Stibbonites,

It is with an unhinged amount of pleasure that I can finally announce the release of the third instalment in the “Adventures of Alexa” porn saga: Menace of the Doomsday Orgy.

The trilogy is now complete! Don’t miss the cum-guzzling finale!

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Something is rotten in the Twelve Dominions. The renowned adventurer Sir Olof the Pecker is missing. Hobgoblin agents are roaming about like never before and dozens of women go missing.

When Alexa and her companions agree to get to the bottom of it all, little do they know that it is their bottom that will suffer for it. Very soon, they will find themselves captured, helpless and stripped of everything… even their dignity.

Now, against all odds, they must fight against the nefarious plan of the barbaric Hobgoblin sultan to enslave the world and a doomsday machine powered by moans.

And the only way to win is by unmasking the gloriously mustachioed mastermind behind it all. 

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Available on the Lulu bookstore in paperback and e-book:

 

PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/4zxecn2w

E-BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/ya96h3xx

 

PS: Yes, I know. Lulu sucks ass and anything published on there is dead in the water from the get-go. But Amazon is a puritanical cesspool as well and if I published this perverse taboo porn on there, I would be risking the immediate and permanent deletion of my account. But fear not. “Menace of the Doomsday Orgy” will soon appear on other platforms as well. So, keep an eye out on this space.

YULETIDE GREETINGS

My fellow Stibbonites,

The season’s upon us, so I wanted to wish you all a merry Yuletide. May your eggnog be extra creamy, may your adventures be dirty and may you always keep them a secret.

And, by the way, I have not forgotten about you. Work on the third and final instalment of the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy continues behind the scenes. It just takes more time than I initially anticipated or planned. Story of my goddamn life.

But worry not, you beautiful little perverts. It’s coming along exquisitely—and that’s all I’m prepared to say at this point.

Warmest wishes and good tidings to you and yours,

M.R. Stibbons.

PS: In case you needed a fun holiday fact to impress at the family table or company party, did you know that Christmas Trees are basically giant phalluses? You are welcome.

ADVENTURES OF ALEXA (BOOK 2) : SCANDAL OF THE FORBIDDEN PICTURE

My fellow Stibbonites,

Despair not, for the “Scandal of the Forbidden Picture” cannot be so easily suppressed, no matter how big the puritan corporate hivemind fighting it is or how Bond-villain-like the man behind its policies of censorship may be. 

Now you can find “Adventures of Alexa (Book 2): Scandal of the Forbidden Picture” in paperback and e-book format at the Lulu Bookstore!

 

PAPERBACK: https://rb.gy/hkvmpf

E-BOOK: https://rb.gy/ywty40

 

 

Banned in 11 countries in less than 6 months after its initial release, the second installment to the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy is back! 

Sure; you can try and hide it amongst all the other fantasy crap in your E-book list and, when your girlfriend asks about it, blurt out an “I have no idea how that got there” a little too quickly to be convincing… ooor you can get the paperback edition, hide it under a loose floorboard next to that special sock of yours and, once you’re gone, prove to those ungrateful grandchildren, when they accidentally discover it, what a fucking legend their pop-pop truly was.

I’m just sayin’… think of your legacy, man! And remember: fap responsibly.

 

PS: For those few, happy few, Stibbonites that have been with me since the beginning, I’ll let you in on a little secret. “Scandal of the Forbidden Picture” is the new incarnation of “Bordello Royale”, originally published in 2017, on Smashwords. Of course, this new edition has been completely rewritten, revamped, enlarged and thoroughly embellished with all sorts of new dirty bits. In short, the story’s been refurbished from the ground up. Only the core of the plot has remained the same.

ADVENTURES OF ALEXA (BOOK 2): SCANDAL OF THE FORBIDDEN PICTURE BANNED IN 11 COUNTRIES

My fellow Stibbonites,

I stand before you today, heart in hand, a proud and profoundly honored writer of smut whose efforts have finally received the recognition they deserved.

A certain Bond-villain-looking man’s policies at Amazon KDP have removed my book “Adventures of Alexa (Book 2): Scandal of the Forbidden Picture” from their platform in 11 countries.

Which, technically, makes me an almost worldwide banned author. Boom, baby! That’s an instant hall of fame backstage pass if ever there was one!

M. R. Stibbons banned in 11 countries... my stuff is that dirty, yes. It’s now official.

After several humorously futile attempts at communicating with Amazon’s customer support in the hopes of resolving the issue, I only got the same copy-pasted response again and again: "the content of your book violates our content policies". The nice Indian folk at CS never specified whether the "problem" was in the book’s content or the cover itself nor were they open to any discussion. 

To be honest, I’ve had warmer and far more friendly and helpful chats with AI chatbots.

But judging from the fact that my book “Adventures of Alexa (Book 1): Curse of the Horny Ruby” has not be removed, I would guess that what rubbed the Bond-villain-looking man the wrong way was the cover.

In other words, the “Scandal of the Forbidden Picture” did indeed contain a forbidden picture for the moral standards of someone who is OK with the idea that a person 18 years of age can pursue a career in porn, but God forbid they have a watered-down beer.

So, not to toot my own horn, but I’m also kind of a prophet. Like the Simpsons or something…