THE HOLE SAGA

My fellow Stibbonites,

Remember my last post with its cryptic talk of two new installments to the franchise? Well, here's the first one.

"The Hole Saga" is a one-volume edition of the whole "Adventures of Alexa" saga, including all three novels, and illustrated by the legendary Erasmus Drawhardt, the prolific graphic designer who, during the 90s, created more than 69 covers for VCR tapes in the adult entertainment industry.

 Disgusting, degenerate, disrespectful and quite literally hilarious as fuck in all the wrong ways. 

 The entire Adventures of Alexa trilogy now available in one illustrated volume every man of culture should own! 

Includes “Curse of the Horny Ruby”, “Scandal of the Forbidden Picture” and “Menace of the Doomsday Orgy” with brand new uncensored cover artwork as well as an appendix with dirty character sketches. 

Whether you are a long-time fan or new to M.R. Stibbons’ feltching fief of high-concept fantasy adventure, "The Hole Saga" is the definitive edition for you.

 

BOOKMUNDO PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/59p7bwr2

BOOKMUNDO EBOOK: https://tinyurl.com/2tjs6fkx

 

LULU PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/mv3tctv3 

LULU EBOOK: https://tinyurl.com/5n6ev9tt

THE FUTURE OF ADVENTURES

My fellow Stibbonites,

Following the publication of “Menace of the Doomsday Orgy”, the third and final installment in the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy, many of you (including voices in my head) have asked me – “And what now?”

Well, there won’t be any more books coming, at least not in the foreseeable future. Unless, of course, senility kicks in early. I do, however, have a couple more additions to the franchise in me. And I mean exactly two.

For the sake of needless drama, I will not reveal at present what these are. Suffice to say they will not be sequels. But, rest assured, they are guaranteed to blow the jerk sock off your dick. 

Back in 2016, when I first started writing the “Adventures of Alexa” series I thought it would be a fun little side project and that I would write dozens upon dozens of short stories. But that’s really not my jam, as it turns out. It seems that I’m a pathological sucker for long format novels; and these fuckers take a lot out of you.

I have enjoyed the journey immensely, but I’m not willing to commit to it for life. What I’m saying is it’s not you. It’s me.

Being a writer for me doesn’t scratch the itch of “communicating ideas to my readers” nor is it about “sharing”. Writing is a very troublesome and slow way of getting the satisfaction of a job well-done. And that’s what I’m getting out of all this: my dopamine fix of having created something and having shaped it into the finest form I could muster.

Now I’m perfectly content to let it lie, surrendering it to the world and to its quiet little corner of posterity. That’s my happily ever after.

ADVENTURES OF ALEXA: THE COMPLETE TRILOGY (LINKS)

 

My fellow Stibbonites,

With the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy now complete, I thought it would come in handy to have a permanent post here with all the links where you can find the books in paperback and e-format.

For those of you in the US, the Lulu Bookstore would be the best option; whilst for my EU perverts, BookMundo works best.

In the meantime, I’ll be on the lookout for other platforms as well where I can evangelize the cause of underground fantasy porn…

Of course, you may ask, why publish on such obscure and shitty platforms? Well, the answer is simple. Because I have no other choice.

Censorship is rampant on major platforms like Amazon. In theory, they do accept erotica of all kinds; but always within certain limits that do not offend housewives in Ohio. My works, being so choke-full of taboo themes (from incest, to grossly offensive language, descriptions of semi or outright non-consensual sexual acts and a dark sense of tongue-in-cheek humour that is aggressively irreverent) are violating every guideline possible. Plus, they don't romanticize shit. 

Don’t get me wrong. Every business, large or small, does have the right to set its own rules and apply them. I am not complaining about that.

Yet, seeing that large corporations with international online platforms, like Amazon, pretty much run the entire show when it comes to any genre of books, being banned (or even shadowbanned) on their platforms equals utter oblivion in very practical terms.

No one is going to read you if they can’t find you through a sponsored ad on a very popular platform. People don’t “discover” books. They just read what the algorithm tells them is worth reading. And those who control the algorithm control what, in essence, exists in the mind of the audience and what does not. It's basically a good old fashioned book burning, only less dramatic and with a much more democratic packaging. 

So, every author has to make a choice: either self-censor in order to comply with the guidelines of the major platforms and be able to have a shot at promoting their works there, or go wild and face the consequences of algorithmic obscurity.  

Personally, I choose the later. Not because I’m cooler than you or have some sort of artistic integrity you should applaud me for; but because I fucking hate the idea of self-censoring just because some douchebag corporate bro was raised puritan. I already do an awful lot of self-censoring in my daily life, just like everyone living in a civilised society, and I downright refuse to do it when I’m writing porn.

If anything, writing in a transgressive genre is supposed to be wild and liberating and always pushing boundaries. If we confine it within the marketable margins of a mass-pleasing product, then we simply lose the magic of it all. And we might as well let corporate AI spell out our fantasies. Which is just sad.

So, if somehow you’ve chanced upon this dark and quiet corner of the internets, come join me in the underground porn revolution in literature and I hope you enjoy the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy.

 

ADVENTURES OF ALEXA

-The Complete Trilogy- 

 

BOOK 1 - CURSE OF THE HORNY RUBY

 

LULU PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/bde88u7p

LULU E-BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/yc8uprkf

 

BOOKMUNDO PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/4rmwva55

BOOKMUNDO EBOOK: https://tinyurl.com/kf52j7nv

 

BOOK 2 - SCANDAL OF THE FORBIDDEN PICTURE 

 

LULU PAPERBACK: https://rb.gy/hkvmpf

LULU E-BOOK: https://rb.gy/ywty40

 

BOOKMUNDO PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/4u67pwew

BOOKMUNDO E-BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/yhvwtbef

 

 BOOK 3 - MENACE OF THE DOOMSDAY ORGY

 

LULU PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/4zxecn2w

LULU E-BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/ya96h3xx

 

BOOKMUNDO PAPERBACK: https://tinyurl.com/4h3e4rzc

BOOKMUNDO E-BOOK: https://tinyurl.com/43z6ar4v

 

CASTING THRONE: ALEXA VAN REMEN

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KNOW THE STIBBONS

My fellow Stibbonites,

I'm Marvin. Marvin Ronald Stibbons. But you may call me Mr. Stibbons, because that's the polite way to address someone you're not acquainted with.

You will be pleased to hear that I'm your go-to guy for quality fantasy erotica with a strong parody twist.

Just as my self-devised family crest proclaims: “tam pro ridendi quam pro masturbari, omnes legunt Stibboni” (for a laugh, as well as for a wank, everybody reads Stibbons). It rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

Being a classically-educated author gone rogue, a professional hobbyist and part-time ventriloquist, I can guarantee you a unique reading experience full of rampant silliness and gratuitously dirty sex of the toxic masculine variety.

 
My writing career in erotica began in the late 90s. As a young and impressionable man, I jumped on the “X-Files” porn fan-fiction bandwagon that was all the rage back then. I actually went as far as to make a third-rate name for myself in those distant and hoary with age days of dial-up internet, when yahoo mailing groups were still a new and exciting thing, random attachments were eagerly opened without fear and spam was but a vague shadow gathering on the virtual horizon.

In those days, in a cunning attempt to conceal my real name, I wrote under the pseudonym "Mr. Stibbons": perhaps my second most brilliant idea after inventing the waterproof teabag. 

Some of my early (and admittedly crude) stories are still extant on a couple of internet fan-fiction adult story archives; and some of you, veterans of fapping to the written word, may recall them. Although I'm sure you’ll never publicly admit it.

After a long break from literary smut and several clumsy attempts at getting a normal life, I finally came to my senses and decided to return to what I do best: write fine por...erm...erotica.

My "Adventures of Alexa" trilogy is packed with wholesome filth from start to finish, but nothing too weird. I mean, you won't have to ask the Hentai connoisseurs on 4chan about vaguely japanese-sounding fetishes or anything to understand what's going on. I'm old school like that, you see. No, "bukakke" doesn't count. That's mainstream now. It's the 21st century; come on!

Even though I write from a male perspective (for obvious reasons related to my inescapable biology), I like to think that my work can be enjoyed by the dirty-minded ladies out there as well. Because, let’s face it: guys would much rather watch sex than read about it. We are still somewhat stuck in the Neanderthal phase. We’re not proud of it most of the time, but we have learned to embrace it without shame.

Besides, it has been scientifically proven that a man’s dirtiest fantasy is nothing compared to the delicious filth a woman can conceive of in her mind. Don’t deny it, ladies. Just own it and enjoy it. 

 

Ye Olde Fine Printe

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