CASTING THRONE: ALEXA VAN REMEN

My fellow Stibbonites,

Welcome to tonight’s episode of “Casting Throne”, where we get to meet one of the female characters starring in the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy.

    Alexa is the first-born daughter of baron Alfred Van Remen of the Northlands. Noble by blood, snob by choice. Turning her back to a cushioned life of aristocratic luxury, she ran away from her ancestral fief to seek adventure, fortune and glory in the big city.

    Instead, all she found in Akkadia was a stinking metropolis full of perverts ogling her ass at every turn. But going back is out of the question for her. She’s too proud for that. Besides, she’d rather die than give her dad the satisfaction of admitting that he knew best about her future.

    Alexa hates being told what to do. And, at the same time, she loves it. Pathologically so. Of course, she’s reluctant to accept it. She considers herself a strong and independent knight-maiden of the North and can’t figure out why all her exes were shallow, abusive assholes who were only interested in using her like a jerk sock before dumping her.

    She is well aware that her half-brother and squire, Adalwin, has a huge crush on her. Sure, it would have been creepy if they weren’t nobles to begin with. You see, incest in the Twelve Dominions always has been one of the privileges of the aristocracy. As it stands, Alexa is comforted, if not outright flattered, by her squire’s interest; but gods forbid she ever lets him know that!

    To find out more about how Alexa comes to terms with all her repressed self-loathing and latent daddy issues by embracing the dark pleasures of degrading sex, start reading “Curse of the Horny Ruby” today!