CASTING THRONE: MARLON

My fellow Stibbonites,

Welcome to tonight’s episode of “Casting Throne”, where we get to meet one of the male characters starring in the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy.

    Marlon is a master thief. Marlon is one with the shadows. Marlon moves unseen and unheard like a needle falling on a haystack. Marlon is stealth incar—

    Actually, Marlon is an Ogre. Which means he’s a seven-foot titan of gray muscle who makes the ground shake even when he’s tiptoeing. Nevertheless, due to some extraordinarily misguided career choice early on in his life, he is the only Ogre in the Twelve Dominions delusional enough to declare himself a rogue. And a master one at that.

    After his application to the Thieves’ Guild of Akkadia got rejected for the fourteenth time, Marlon decided to go into business for himself. As was to be expected, that turned out to be a clusterfuck of epic proportions.

    Speaking of fucks, when Marlon is not flexing his “shadow arts” (as he likes to call his clumsy attempts at stealth or pickpocketing) there’s only one thing he loves more: fucking girls in the ass. It’s his hobby, really. And we all know how important hobbies are to maintaining one's mental wellbeing.

    Now, this would have been all well and good for Marlon if said girls were not mortified upon seeing his monstrous fourteen-inch cock. Poor Marlon has heard more resounding “No’s!” than any man should ever have to cirlce around before getting some back-door action. Even the specialized prostitutes of Akkadia charge him double for it.

    To learn more about how Marlon joined Alexa’s motley gang of adventurers after they saved him from the clutches of the notorious underworld boss One-Right-Nut Larry, start reading “Curseof the Horny Ruby” today!