My fellow Stibbonites,
Welcome to tonight’s episode of “Casting Throne”, where we get to meet one of the male characters starring in the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy.
Marlon is a master rogue. He is one with the shadows. He is stealth incar— well, actually, Marlon is an Ogre. Which means he’s a seven-foot titan who makes the ground shake even when he’s tiptoeing. Nevertheless, due to some extraordinarily misguided career choice, he is the only Ogre in the Twelve Dominions delusional enough to pursue a rogue's career.
After a series of strongly-worded cease-and-desist letters from the Thieves’ Guild of Akkadia, he decided to go into business for himself. And, as was to be expected, that led to a clusterfuck of epic proportions.
Speaking of fucks, Marlon is obsessed with fucking girls in the ass. But Nature's cruel irony has endowed him with a fourteen-inch cock that sends said girls running in the opposite direction. Even with specialized prostitutes, it's a 'maybe'; and they charge him double for it.
To learn more about how Marlon finally got some ass and joined Alexa’s company of adventurers, start reading “Curse of the Horny Ruby” today!
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