CASTING THRONE: ADALWIN VAN REMEN

My fellow Stibbonites,

Welcome to tonight’s episode of “Casting Throne”, where we get to meet one of the male characters starring in the “Adventures of Alexa” trilogy.

    Adalwin is the product of one of baron Van Remen's casual indiscretions with a buxom washing-maid. In other words, he's technically a bastard. Which makes him Alexa’s half-brother and we all know where this is going, right?

    In any case, he grew up serving as Alexa’s squire. And, for as long as he can remember, he has been in love with her. It’s an unusual sort of love, to be honest. Half rainbows and butterflies and half fevered fantasies of revenge-fucking her with her ass in the air while pressing down her face with his foot. Then again, the best kind of love always combines a little bit of both dreamy and dirty.

    A true romantic at heart, Adalwin followed his half-sister to Akkadia when she decided to play runaway brat and pursue an adventurer’s career. He thought that might bring them closer somehow and she would stop seeing him as her merely her squire. Boy, was he wrong! But that doesn’t mean he’s ready to give up anytime soon.

    To learn more about how Adalwin, an otherwise normal lad*, ended up with a severe case of diphallia (that’s having two cocks, you philistine) as a result of a teleportation spell gone horribly awry, start reading “Curse of the Horny Ruby” today!

*If we disregard the whole “crush-on-his-sister” thing, that is.